“- Jack Slater: Is this the day you were talking about saving?
- Danny Madigan: Don't see you doing anything.
- Jack Slater: I wouldn't wanna steal your thunder.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“I moved here and I thought, Great! I'm outta the big city and I'm finally in a place where everybody isn't gonna be crawling up everybody's asshole every day! A place where maybe my biggest nightmare is going to be getting some goddamn cat out of a tree! But forget that! Everybody is insane, everywhere!”
Ed Harris - Sheriff Alan Pangborn

“The more you try to act sane, the crazier you start to look. If you smile too much, you are delusional or you are stifling hysteria. If you don't smile you are depressed. If you remain neutral you are emotionally withdrawn, potentially catatonic.”
Amy Ryan - Carol Dexter

“He's sweet and thoughtful, sane and considerate. I was married to one who was insane and inconsiderate.”

Irene Dunne - Lucy Warriner

“The crazier a man is for a woman, the crazier he thinks and the crazier he acts.”
Walter Huston - Doc Holliday