“Satan is a pussy!”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Zack Blanton

“- Martha Corey: I, sir, am innocent to a witch. I know not what a witch is.
- Judge Hathorne: If you know not what a witch is, how do you know you are not one?”
Mary Pat Gleason - Martha Corey
Robert Breuler - Judge Hathorne

“- Jennifer Pailey, M.D. : It almost got Lisa.
- Lisa Pailey: No, it wanted Deputy Wargle first; it wants men like him most of all.
- Jennifer Pailey, M.D. : What do you mean, it wants men like him?
- Lisa Pailey: Well, it's the devil, don't you think? Come up from hell tonight? I think he wants to dance with us.”
Joanna Going - Jennifer Pailey, M.D.
Rose McGowan - Lisa Pailey

“- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Mama, Vicky is an astrologist.
- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: I don't believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher

“- Hannah Wald: I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
- Kansas Hill: Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.”
Rachel Blanchard - Hannah Wald
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill