“Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.”
Eugene Levy - Car Salesman

“- Assistant Mechanic: Never heard of no one so shit-all stupid as you drivin' off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.
- Clark Griswold: Yeah, well, I'm from out of town.”
John Diehl - Assistant Mechanic
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad this is not the car you ordered.
- Clark Griswold: Take it easy Rusty... Ed this is not the car I ordered.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun.”
Clark Griswold - Clark Griswold

“- Claude Banks: Don't touch this car.
- Rayford Gibson: 'Cause I piss on the motherfucker. I ain't gonna touch it, I piss on it.”
Martin Lawrence - Claude Banks
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson