“- Happy Gilmore: A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?
- Chubbs: My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Carl Weathers - Chubbs

“- Coach Herman Boone: What about you? You going to college?
- Louie Lastik: [laughs] No, not me coach. I ain't a brainiac like Rev.
- Coach Herman Boone: Think you got a future in football?
- Louie Lastik: Heck no! I figured as long I'm going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I'm at it.”
Denzel Washington - Coach Herman Boone
Ethan Suplee - Louie Lastik

“What is sumo but a dance between giants? What is business but a dance between companies? I would like to know about every kind of dance.”

Zhang Ziyi - Sayuri

- Red Puckett: Huh? What's this?
- Granny: Oh, it says "World's Greatest Grandma".
- Red Puckett: Grandma, I can read. It says "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators".

Anne Hathaway - Red Puckett
Glenn Close - Granny

“- Candace Pennington: Did you ever box?
- Jesse Stone: Oh, I don't box, I fight.
- Candace Pennington: What's the difference?
- Jesse Stone: Rules.”
Alexis Dziena - Candace Pennington
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone