“- Lenny Richter: Are you married?
- Jack Morrison: No.
- Lenny Richter: Are you a virgin?
- Jack Morrison: No, father.
- Lenny Richter: What? You think its funny to fornicate with loose women?”

Robert Patrick - Lenny Richter
Joaquin Phoenix - Jack Morrison

“A year later, the impossible finally happened. One of the Holt boys married one of the Abbott girls. We had two daughters. Named the youngest Helen, after my mom.”

Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Shrek: Now I need their blessing?
- Princess Fiona: If you want to be part of this family, yes.
- Shrek: Who said I want to be part of this family?
- Princess Fiona: You did? When you married me?”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“Who invited these people? They must be from your side of the family.”

Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

“- Emma Woodhouse: I hope John advises him against it. After all we know nothing about her parents. They could be pirates!
- Mrs Weston: My dear, I like Harriet very much as, I might remind you, do you.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Greta Scacchi - Mrs Weston