“Keith Richards said that we should not do drugs. We can't do anymore drugs, because you already fuckin' did them all! There's none left, we have to wait until you die so we can smoke you're ashes, alright!”

Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Don't ever smoke this stuff in front of the law. You smoke this stuff in front of the law, the law gets upset.”

Valeria Golino - Maria

“- P.K. Dubey: The Peacocks are not dancing. It will not rain.
- Lalit Verma: The Peacocks are not dancing? It will not rain? Have you smoked Ganja?”
Vijay Raaz - Parabatlal Kanhaiyalal 'P.K.' Dubey
Naseeruddin Shah - Lalit Verma

“- Jesse Montgomery III: Nelson, your dog's a stoner!
- Chester Greenburg: Can he also bong a beer?
- Nelson: Nah, all he does is pretty much lie around and smoke his pipe.”
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg
David Herman - Nelson

“Free papers.
[laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]”

Marlon Wayans - Shorty