“- Mike: I got some good ones in there, right? I mean, you wouldn't say I got my ass kicked, would you?
- Cynthia: Oh no, I mean, after a few years, no one will even remember really, who won or lost.
- Mike: Right, like when you read about Hemingway and those guys, no one ever talks about who won, just they got in a brawl.”

Adam Goldberg - Mike
Marissa Ribisi - Cynthia

“I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.”
Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy

“- Ashley: Compliments of Tae-Bo, 2 hours a day 5 days a week.
- Charlene Morton: Compliments of the hood, 24 hours a day all my life!”
Missi Pyle - Ashley
Queen Latifah - Charlene Morton

“If you're getting ready for a fight, you just need attitude, not muscles.”

Hulk Hogan - Sean Armstrong

“- Ramirez: The Kurgan. He is the strongest of all the immortals. He's the perfect warrior. If he wins The Prize, mortal man would suffer an eternity of darkness.
- Connor MacLeod: How do you fight such a savage?
- Ramirez: With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one.”
Sir Sean Connery - Ramirez
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod