“You two are peas in a pod, all right? You know why she doesn't tell you anything, Diane? Because you try to control every situation you get your hands on. And you know why she does that? Cause you are totally out of control.”

Ethan Hawke - Les

Sorry, I've never been on “Oprah”.
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Put a little mota in your love life.”
Esai Morales - Bob Morales

“Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.”
Jason London - Rick Rambis