“- Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.
- Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.”
Jason Bateman - Sandy Patterson
Carlos Navarro - Luis the Gas Station Attendant

“- Beaudray Demerille: The bet's fifty dollars, pal.
- Slade - Card Hustler: You gotta honor my marker.
- Beaudray Demerille: I wouldn't honor your mama.”
Peter Fonda - Beaudray Demerille
Larry Golden - Slade - Card Hustler

“See... the problemhere is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.”

John Cusack - Lane Myer

“- Peter McCallister: Hi.
- Harry: Hi. Are you Mr. McCallister?
- Peter McCallister: Yeah.
- Harry: The Mr. McCallister who lives here?
- Peter McCallister: Yes.
- Pizza Boy: Oh, good, because somebody owes me $122.50.”
John Heard - Peter McCallister
Dan Charles Zukoski - Pizza Boy

“- Jake Mellows: I want my money!
- Lela Forin: You gambled most of it away. They kept you in debt so you couldn't walk away.”
Sir Michael Caine - Jake Mellows
Judith Godrèche - Lela Forin