“Some people show off their beauty because they want the world to see it. Others try to hide their beauty because they want the world to see something else.”
Michael Rady - Kostas

“- Romy White: The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job!
- Michele Weinberger: Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress anybody by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Nick: I suddenly realized I haven't told you how beautiful you look tonight.
- Kate: Oh, Nick, come on. Don't waste that stuff. Nobody's here. They can't hear you.”
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“I'm not buying a Gulfstream jet just because Arnold Schwarzenegger has one. That would be silly. I'm not that competitive or materialistic. But I bet my jet will have more special features than his.”
Tim Allen

“In Hollywood it's okay to be subtle, as long as you make it obvious.”
Alfred Hitchcock