“Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by magic I mean nothing.”

Emma Stone - Olive

“This vicious young hoodlum will be transformed out of all recognition.”
Anthony Sharp - Minister

“- Mr. Alexander: Isn't it your picture in the newspapers? Didn't I see you on the video this morning? Are you not the poor victim of this horrible new technique?
- Alex: [relieved] Yes, sir! That's exactly who I am and what I am, sir. A victim, sir!”
Patrick Magee - Mr. Alexander
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.”

Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

I'm feeling particularly evil because today's experiment is a stinky cinematic suppository called "This Island Earth". You may all bow down before me after this stinkburger.
Trace Beaulieu - Dr. Clayton Forrester