“- Topper Harley: I'm no good at being noble, but... do you have any idea what would happen if you stay here with me?
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: Of course I do. Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. I would fondle you in ways you can't imagine. I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, for as long as you could possibly desire.”
Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley
Valeria Golino - Ramada Rodham Hayman

“I give women pleasure, if they desire, it is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience.”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Kirk: That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.
- Glen: You have to do her, and while you're doing her, think of me. Okay that sounded gay.”
Jerod Mixon - Kirk
Parry Shen - Glen