“You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.”
Ben Kingsley - Graydon

“- Shannon: You wanna say something?
- Brodie: Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand 'em all.”
Ben Affleck - Shannon
Jason Lee - Brodie

“Just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.”
Josh Lucas - Jake Perry

“- Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
- Jar Jar Binks: I spake!
- Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
Liam Neeson - Qui-Gon Jinn
Ahmed Best - Jar Jar Binks

“- Tweeter: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
- Billy Bob: That's funny.
- Tweeter: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.”
Scott Caan - Tweeter
Ron Lester - Billy Bob