“After a while you stop hearing your bones break, your teeth rattle. You just concentrate on holding tight to that little part right at the center. The rest doesn't matter. They're gonna take the rest anyway.”

Bruce Willis - John Smith

“- Spence: You worried about saving your own skin?
- Sam: I am. It covers my body.”
Sean Bean - Spence
Robert De Niro - Sam

“Now look what you've done! My bugs! My bugs! My bugs!”

Ken Page - Oogie Boogie

“Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.”
Johnny Knoxville - himself

“- Michelle Genest: You gonna kick me in the nuts?
- Jesse Stone: That would be difficult.”
Britt Robertson - Michelle Genest
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone