“- Tony: David, guess who stopped smoking?
- David: Who?
- Tony: Your house!”

Andy Dick - Tony
Luke Wilson - David

“There was another god. He had a fire inside him. The smoke came out through his mouth and nostrils.”

Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“Maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.”
Jack Riley - Stu Pickles

“You know, there are some children who aren't really children at all. They're just pillars of flame that burn everything they touch. And there are some children who are just pillars of ash, that fall apart if you touch them. Me and Victor, we were children of flame and ash.”
Evan Adams - Thomas Builds-the-Fire