“- Kay: Does that come standard?
- Jay: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“- Stuntman Mike: I wanted it to be impressive and... scary tends to impress.
- Pam: Is it safe?
- Stuntman Mike: No, it's better than safe. It's death-proof.
- Pam: How do you make a car death-proof?
- Stuntman Mike: Well, that's what stuntmen do.”

Kurt Russell - Stuntman Mike
Rose McGowan - Pam

“Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“- Bree: Fasten your seatbelt.
- Toby: I don't like wearing them.
- Bree: I don't like the idea of seeing your internal organs splattered all over the dashboard if we get into a wreck. So put it on.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree
Kevin Zegers - Toby

“Please, don't be scared. Cars are totally safe now. They even have airbags, crumple zones. Maybe not this one, but most!”

Eugene Hutz - Alex