“- Donny Astricky: Eleanor is Memphis’ unicorn.
- Freb: What’s a unicorn?
- Donny Astricky: A fabled creature? You know, the horse with the horn? Impossible to capture?”

Chi McBride - Donny Astricky
James Duval - Freb

“Everything is true. God's an astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live.”
Oliver Parker - Peloquin

“This is all like a dream come true. The Land of the Dolls is so beautiful and everyone's so kind. I've known some of you all my life.”
Megan Follows - Clara

“Hey Cinderella, go find yourself a fella, you're on the clock bitch and midnight is coming, you got the wrong man.”
Carlos Carrasco - Popeye

“Ugly one-horned mule!”