“Mothers don't lose daughters. Don't you remember? They gain sons.”
Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton

“I married Bob, for you! I had sex with Bob four times for you! So how can you call me a bad mother?”

Catherine O'Hara - Cindy Beugler

“When it comes to marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.”
Glenn Close - Marquise de Merteuil

“Everybody knows that when a woman marries a man she marries his mother, too. What if I drive her crazy?”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields

“Psychologically, I married my mother.”
Martin Harvey Friedberg - Mort