“Pass, shoot, score!”
Chris Koch - Mark Pavelich

“I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome ahead of time. It's more organized.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“You know what you do first thing every morning? Read the sports page. You know why? Best part of the newspaper. Winners, losers, how it happened, score. And we got a much better game than the one they give the players.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“- Knute Rockne: Coach, let us use the forward pass, I know it'll work.
- Notre Dame Coach Harper: I'm not so sure. We've never seen it in a game.
- Knute Rockne: Neither has the Army, what can we lose?”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne
John Gallaudet - Notre Dame Coach Harper

“Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they’re in the game.”

Shemar Moore - Derek Morgan