“First and always, I am a Necromonger commander. So if you're here to test my loyalty, you succeed only in testing my patience.”
Karl Urban - Vaako

“- Buck Swope: Doesn't it scare you dealing with all those evil forces?
- Reed Rothchild: Evil horses?
- Buck Swope: Evil forces.
- Reed Rothchild: Evil? No man, it's not evil. It's an illusion.”

Don Cheadle - Buck Swope
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild

“I was more than mildly insulted. Just because I'm a mortician she had the audacity to insinuate that I might have knowledge of the black arts!”
Jack Albertson - William G. Dobbs

“Salt burns, iron burns away the strength of any creature of the dark. Tincture of copper, for flesh wounds. Silverbane, repels witches. Ogre scrotum, for your own enjoyment.”

Jeff Bridges - Master Gregory

“For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust. [points to his sword]”
William Smith - Conan's Father