“Close your eyes and pretend it's all a baddream. That's how I get by.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“He's one of the lucky ones. He's still alive.”

Stanley Tucci - Mitchell Garabedian

“Happiest time of my life is when I was broke.”
Josh Lucas - Dylan Johns

“- Andrew Largeman: Fuck, this hurts so much.
- Sam: I know it hurts. That's life. If nothing else, it's life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have.”

Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman
Natalie Portman - Sam

“Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Wally Sparks