“- Mo: The Prince of Evil? You work at fuckin' Dairy Queen.
- Saul: Liar!
- Mo: Liar, my ass! You served my cousin and me a snackerwizard last week.”
Megahn Perry - Mo
David Gunn - Saul

Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.
Ben Feldman - Richie

“- Paul Sacchetti: I think we can call it the Sacchetti house now.
- Dave McCabe: Oh, it's still Dagmar's house.”
Andrew Sensenig - Paul Sacchetti
Monte Markham - Dave McCabe

“When I was a kid, I used to wish for an ordinary family. Sometimes I still do. The only normal one is Noely, who has permanent brain damage from an illness when he was a baby. His body will grow up, but not his mind. He's the only one who doesn't drive me nuts.”
Jared Leto - Frankie Griffin

- Gloria Pazinski: I like this "street" look on you, Richie. If I didn't know better, I'd swear you were almost normal.
- Richie Rich: Thanks, I think.
- Gloria Pazinski: No, seriously. I used to think you were just some spoiled richkid. But now, you're not so bad.
- Richie Rich: Yeah, likewise.
Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich