- Stephanie Kehoe: "It's complicated"? What kind of answer is that?
- Marisa Ventura: Honest.
- Stephanie Kehoe: The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.
- Marisa Ventura: Look, what am I supposed to do? Make his bed with me in it? Get real! He thinks I'm a guest, here.

Marissa Matrone - Stephanie Kehoe
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura

“If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you are!”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis

“- Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
- Freddy Benson: No!”
Sir Michael Caine - Lawrence Jamieson
Steve Martin - Freddy Benson

“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.”
Rory Cochrane - Slater