“- Danny Costanzo: What the hell are we doing in Key West?
- Ray Hughes: It's as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish.”
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes

“If I cannot send your payment, how on earth do you expect to transport an entire castle across the sea? The number of stamps alone is mind boggling!”
Peter O'Toole - Peter Plunkett

“- Nick Charles: I want to know something about apartment 25C. What I want to know is, how long did Rainbow Benny live in that apartment?
- Greek Janitor: No long. He's move in last night at seven and he's a dead at ten.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Harry Burns - Greek Janitor

- "Tootie" Smith: And I'm taking all my dolls, even the dead ones. I'm taking everything.
- Esther Smith: Of course you are. I'll help you pack them myself. You won't have to leave anything behind.

Margaret O'Brien - "Tootie" Smith
Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“New York is a wonderful town. Everybody dreams about going there, but we're luckier than lots of families because we're really going. Wait till you see the nice new home we're going to have, and the loads and loads of new friends we're going to make.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith