“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
Peter Dante - Dante

“I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“Don't water the plants, they're plastic!”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck

“- Shop Owner: Sir, I can't replace the plant just because you killed it.
- Gerhardt: I did not kill this plant, it was sick or something. I gave it everything. I was talking to it, telling it stories. I drew a sketch of it, and put it on my refrigerator.
- Shop Owner: Did you water it?”
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt

“- Daniel: Will it be okay?
- Miyagi: Depend if root's strong.”

Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso
Pat Morita - Miyagi