“Somebody told me she was listening to my show when it happened. I mean, my voice was probably the last thing she heard, can you imagine?”

Tara Reid - Sasha Thomas

“- Bob Wallace: How do you do?
- Doris: Mutual, I'm sure.”
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace
Barrie Chase - Doris Lenz

“If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“Come on kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees.”
Mike Myers - The Cat

“I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening...”
Tim Allen - Jason Nesmith