Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.
Bruce Dern - Admiral Graham

“Fighter pukes make movies. Bomber pilots make... history!”
Brad Johnson - Lt. Jake 'Cool Hand' Grafton

“- Pilot: Lieutenant, you guys are incredible. Thank you.
- Lt. James Curran: There's no reason to thank us because we don't exist. You never saw us. This never happened.
- Lt. Dale Hawkins: One more thing: you're welcome.”
Michael Biehn - Lt. James Curran
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Dale Hawkins

“Take no prisoners Mr. Christian!”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh

“The crew is deeply demoralized and I must accept, as every captain must, the inevitable and theoretical responsibility for that. The actual and immediate responsibility, however, I place on you, my fellow officers who met this crisis with lethargy, impudence and flagrant defiance, publicly uttered.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh