“- Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
- John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
- Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.”
Josh Lucas - Ron Launius
Val Kilmer - John Holmes

“Books can be good for something other than burning.”

Sheila McCarthy - Judith

“- Sam Hall: What are you doing?
- Laura Chapman: I'm using my body heat to warm you. If we let the blood from your arms and legs rush back to your heart too quickly, your heart could fail.
- Sam Hall: Where did you learn that?
- Laura Chapman: Some of us were actually paying attention in health class.”

Jake Gyllenhaal - Sam Hall
Emmy Rossum - Laura Chapman

“- Baylene: It looks like a very long walk.
- Eema: And hot! If you smell somethin' sizzlin', could be me!”

Joan Plowright - Baylene
Della Reese - Eema

“- Mr. Billings: The air conditioning's on the fritz and it's hotter than Hell up here!
- Barney Satin: Ha! He doesn't know how hot it is.”

Ted Zeigler - Mr. Billings
Bill Cosby - Barney Satin