“We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!”
Chris Farley - Mike Donnelly

“Italy just elected a porn star to their senate. Which is wonderful, because that means no sex scandals - just great posters and incredible downloads.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Anna Harrison: How come Isabel screams during sex?
- Jackie Harrison: How do you know she screams during sex?
- Anna Harrison: I live in the same country.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“- Paula Olsen: All the research shows that children who perceive their parentsenjoying a good sex-life grow up to have far better sexual relationships themselves.
- Jerome Lovell: Is that so?
- Paula Olsen: Yea, that's so.”
Natasha Richardson - Paula Olsen
Liam Neeson - Jerome Lovell

“And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon