“- Ken Wu: Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash.
- Russ Tyler: It can't be taught, Kenny, man. I mean, it's got to be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just got to go for it. Try it.”
Justin Wong - Ken Wu
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- Dosmo Pizzo: What the fuck happened?
- Lee Woods: Does every other word have to be fuck? Is that the extent of your vocabulary?
- Dosmo Pizzo: It fucking bothers you? I didn't fucking know.”
Danny Aiello - Dosmo Pizzo
James Spader - Lee Woods

- Miles: Sometimes you gotta say "What the fuck", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the fuck" brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future. So, your parents are going out of town. You got the place all to yourself.
- Joel Goodson: Yeah.
- Miles: What the fuck.
Curtis Armstrong - Miles Dalby
Tom Cruise - Joel

“- Milly: Well, it wouldn't hurt you to learn some manners, too.
- Adam Pontipee: What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife.”
Jane Powell - Milly
Howard Keel - Adam Pontipee

“- Beverly R. Sutphin: I'm so happy I could shit.
- Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.”
Matthew Lillard - Chip
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin