“It's like the garage sale from hell.”

Jeremy Sisto - Scott

“- Joy Miller: This is a special place. Was it special for someone else too?
- Boris Pochenko: It's where I slaughtered my first cow.”
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller
Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko

“- Doctor Rock: They kill people here, Boyle!
- Richard Boyle: Do you believe everything you read in the papers?
- Doctor Rock: Yeah I do!
- Richard Boyle: Come on man, you're gonna love it here.”

Jim Belushi - Dr. Rock
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“- Corpse Bride: We need to go up. Upstairs? To visit the land of the living.
- Elder Gutknecht: Land of the living? Oh, my dear.
- Corpse Bride: Please, Elder Gutknecht.
- Elder Gutknecht: Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?”
Helena Bonham Carter - Corpse Bride
Michael Gough - Elder Gutknecht

“Tunnels are death traps!”

William Zipp - Cpl. Butler