“- Dr. Diane Turner: Ever since the women's movement, most of the men I meet go out of their way to show you how sensitive they are. Before, they were too macho, and now they're too... soft. You all want us to know you can cry.
- Thornton Melon: No, with women, I never cry. Never. I beg.”
Sally Kellerman - Dr. Diane Turner
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“Strong men aren't afraid to cry.”
Rutger Hauer - Nick Parker

“- Roberta Guaspari: It's okay to cry.
- Ramon Olivas: Not for a man.
- Roberta Guaspari: My boys still cry. And they're big, strong young men now. And I'll betcha Justin's daddy cried.”

Meryl Streep - Roberta Guaspari
Jean-Luke Figueroa - Ramon Olivas

“Which one are you crying about, the predatory prick or the shit-for-brains tramp? Because neither one deserves your tears.”
Brooke Smith - Amy

“In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun!”
Susan Sarandon - Louise