“There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horrormovie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy

“I'm Cecil B. Demented, and you're in my movie. Do not look into the lens and ruin the shot or you will be shot.”

Stephen Dorff - Cecil

“If you find yourself dealing with an unexpected back story and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel, you are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“True trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up.”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks