“Syd, I love this country. I owe it everything. That's why I can make fun of it!”

Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“As the President of the United States, this comes with the full weight, power and authority of my office. Fuck you.”

Jamie Foxx - President Sawyer

“- Raphelson: You can't do this! I am still the President of the United States!
- President Sawyer: Then consider this a coup d'état!”
Richard Jenkins - Raphelson
Jamie Foxx - President Sawyer

“- Finnerty: Your first act as president is going to be bombing the White House?
- Raphelson: Believe me. Our country is stronger than one house.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty
Richard Jenkins - Raphelson

“- Mission Control: President's calling, Buckaroo.
- Buckaroo Banzai: The president of what?
- Mission Control: The president of the United States.
- Buckaroo Banzai: Oh.”
Kent Perkins - Mission Control
Peter Weller - Buckaroo Banzai