“- Marty Blank: What do you guys say we play some Truth or Dare?
- George Tooney: Yeah. Yeah, I love that game.
- Marty Blank: Okay, let's do it.
- Millie: No, let's not. People's feelings always end up hurt when we play this game.”
Scott Mechlowicz - Marty Blank
Josh Peck - George Tooney
Carly Schroeder - Millie

“Here in St. Cloud's, I have been given the opportunity of playing God or leaving practically everything up to chance. Men and women of conscience should sieze those moments when it's possible to play God. There won't be many.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

- Wednesday Addams: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
- Pugsley Addams: Why?
- Wednesday Addams: So we can play a game.
- Pugsley Addams: What game?
- Wednesday Addams: It's called, "Is There a God?".
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams

- TVScientist: Einstein was then celebrating the seventieth birthday anniversary and there was a colloquium given for him. And he said, "God doesn't play dice with the universe".
- Gabe: No. He just plays hide-and-seek.
Nick Metropolis - TV Scientist
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“Tell me what you're doing. Okay, let's look at the logic. You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe You should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day. Maybe You should've spent that day on compassion.”

Robin Williams - Patch Adams