“My grandfather thinks this town is cursed. That all the bad things that happen in this town are because of one thing... an evil thing.”
Chosen Jacobs - Mike Hanlon

“- Mr. Stork: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear... dear... dear me, what's his name?
- Mrs. Jumbo: Jumbo... Junior.”

Sterling Holloway - Mr. Stork
Verna Felton - Mrs. Jumbo

“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jed Clampett, they spent a fortune on me for you!”

Dolly Parton - Dolly Parton

“- Bill Engvall: When is your birthday?
- Larry The Cable Guy: February 17th.
- Jeff Foxworthy: No, what year is your birthday?
- Larry The Cable Guy: Every year.”
Bill Engvall - Himself
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself
Jeff Foxworthy - Himself

“- Maggie Bess: Isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
- Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: What's he late for?
- Kathy Kriticos: His next birthday.”
Rah Digga - Maggie Bess
Alec Roberts - Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos
Shannon Elizabeth - Kathy Kriticos