“- Thor: There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?
- Max: The one who's playing chess!”

Abraham Benrubi - Thor
Greg Cruttwell - Max

“- Ellie: The fences are electrified though, right?
- Muldoon: That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.”

Laura Dern - Ellie
Bob Peck - Muldoon

“She may be the smartest animal on the planet, but she's still just an animal.”

Saffron Burrows - Dr. Susan McAlester

“To have a brain, it's not a sin. To have a brain and not use it, that is a sin.”
Armin Mueller-Stahl - Doc

“- President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.
- Congressman: Break it down, Camacho!
- President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than any man alive. And number 3: He's going to fix everything.”
Terry Crews - President Camacho
Christopher M. Campos - Congressman