“- Thor: There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?
- Max: The one who's playing chess!”

Abraham Benrubi - Thor
Greg Cruttwell - Max

“- Ellie: The fences are electrified though, right?
- Muldoon: That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.”

Laura Dern - Ellie
Bob Peck - Muldoon

“She may be the smartest animal on the planet, but she's still just an animal.”

Saffron Burrows - Dr. Susan McAlester

“- The Great Edgar: I've got a good mind to...
- Charlie: Why don't you use it?”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie

“I'd rather be smart than be an actor.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio