“- Beth: What do you look for in a girl?
- Josh: She should be smart, and funny.
[Beth is undressing]
- Josh: That's good too.
- Beth: Do you feel better yet?
- Josh: I feel a little bit better, yes.”
Amy Smart - Beth
Breckin Meyer - Josh

“- Bo Richards: I just feel bad about that girl. I did not want to hurt her.
- Roy Alston: She didn't know what hit her. We gave her two seconds of pain. Girls like that one have given us eighteen years of pain.”
Charlie Sheen - Bo Richards
Maxwell Caulfield - Roy Alston

“I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“- Vince LaRocca: She's a broad. Y'got it? Just a broad!
- Mother Superior: I guarantee you she is no broad! She is Sister Mary Clarence of St. Katherine's Convent. She's a model of generosity, virtue, and love! You have my word for it, gentlemen, she is a nun!
- Willy: Ya hear that? Now, aren't you glad we didn't shoot her?”
Harvey Keitel - Vince LaRocca
Maggie Smith - Mother Superior
Richard Portnow - Willy

“Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?”
Linda Blair - Obnoxious Reporter