“- Muriel Heslop: He said if I ever left him, he would find out who I was living with and shoot them. Then, he'd shoot me, then himself.
- Rhonda Epinstalk: Shit, he really loved you, didn't he?”
Toni Collette - Muriel Heslop
Rachel Griffiths - Rhonda Epinstalk

“- Jesse McCanles: You mean to shoot down unarmed men?
- Sen. Jackson McCanles: Just like rattlesnakes if they cross that line!”
Joseph Cotten - Jesse McCanles
Lionel Barrymore - Sen. Jackson McCanles

“- Lewton 'Lewt' McCanles: I'm riding back to that hitching post and then turning and starting to shoot.
- Jesse McCanles: It's more than you did for Sam Pierce! Why all the consideration?
- Lewton 'Lewt' McCanles: I just don't want them fancy friends of yours to say you had a brother who shot you down in cold blood.”
Gregory Peck - Lewton 'Lewt' McCanles
Joseph Cotten - Jesse McCanles

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.
- Clark Griswold: He's not gonna pork her, Russ.
- Rusty Griswold: I think he's gonna.
- Clark Griswold: He may pork her, finish your breakfast.”

Jason Lively - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff.
- Rick Rambis: All right. So... you wanna hook up?
- Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick.
- Rick Rambis: Soooo... you still wanna hook up?”
A.J. Cook - Jenny
Jason London - Rick Rambis