“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne

“Cats are very clean animals.”
Norman Reedus - Harry Odum

“That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done, cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something cause your breath stinks!”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“In here there's some money. Get some clothiong, toothpaste, deodorant, personal effects, whatever have you. Take a shower! Wash your ass!”

Jim Brown - Spivey

“- Kasarov: If I was you, I'd clean up this mess, because your wife's gonna come home and she's not gonna be very happy.
- Casey: Any suggestions?
- Kasarov: If I'm not mistaken... I think today is garbage day.”

Paulina Porizkova - Kasarov
Thomas Jane - Casey