“- Cousin Vicki: Audrey! What're you doing up there?
- Audrey Griswold: [dancing] I'm starting my vacation!
- Aki: She's gonna break a lot of hearts.
- Cousin Vicki: She's gonna break something!”

Shae D'lyn - Cousin Vicki
Marisol Nichols - Audrey Griswold
Aki - Aki

“The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her, like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest. Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her right here on the dance floor. And then finish, like she's ruined you for life.”
Jennifer Lopez - Paulina

“I've got a degree in ass wiggling.”
Robert Carlyle - Gaz

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius

“I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.”
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner