“I've got a degree in ass wiggling.”
Robert Carlyle - Gaz

“- Cousin Vicki: Audrey! What're you doing up there?
- Audrey Griswold: [dancing] I'm starting my vacation!
- Aki: She's gonna break a lot of hearts.
- Cousin Vicki: She's gonna break something!”

Shae D'lyn - Cousin Vicki
Marisol Nichols - Audrey Griswold
Aki - Aki

“The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her, like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest. Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her right here on the dance floor. And then finish, like she's ruined you for life.”
Jennifer Lopez - Paulina

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker