“I'm done tryin' to convert you heathens. You mind if I continue invading Germany?”

Shia LaBoeuf - Boyd 'Bible' Swan

“- Huron Chief: A demon cannot feel grief. Are you a man?
- Laforgue: Yes.
- Huron Chief: You must help us Blackrobe. Do you love us?
- Laforgue: Yes.
- Huron Chief: Then baptize us.”
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue

“- Missionary's Brother: My brother leaves for China tomorrow to convert the heathen.
- The Yellow Man: I wish him luck.”
George Nichols - Missionary's Brother
Richard Barthelmess - The Yellow Man

“Conversion is a very difficult and time consuming operation.”
Frank Ashmore - Martin

“Two things happen to a man in jail. He comes out a killer or he comes out a Christian.”
Namir Khan - Bartender