“- Anne Stewart: I don't believe that the Holy Spirit is a dove.
- Nicholas Stewart: I don't believe that either.
- Anne Stewart: Doves are anything but holy.
- Nicholas Stewart: They poo on the window.”
Alakina Mann - Anne Stewart
James Bentley - Nicholas Stewart

“- Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: god is his son. And his son is god. But his son moonlights as a holy ghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.
- Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“Dr. Meecham as a physician you should know the body is the temple of the Holy Spirit.”

Gerald Busby - Rev. David Ruteledge

“I am the victor. But what does it all mean when there is not one left to remember, the great cavalry charge at Gaugamela, or the mountains of the Hindu Kush when we crossed a 100,000 man army into India? He was a god, Cadmos. Or as close as anything I've ever seen.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Old Ptolemy

“I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between. If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed but who cares really? The answer must be in the attempt.”
Julie Delpy - Céline