“- Sherlock Holmes: This man pervades Europe like a plague, yet no one has heard of him. That's what puts him on the pinnacle in the records of crime.
- Doctor Watson: What's he do?
- Sherlock Holmes: Everything and nothing. In his whole diabolical career, the police have never been able to pin anything on him.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes
Nigel Bruce - Doctor Watson

“- MIB Customs Agent: Any fruit or vegetables?
- Serleena: Yeah, two heads of cabbage.”

Peter Spruyt - MIB Customs Agent
Lara Flynn Boyle - Serleena

“- Dr. Jack Griffin aka The Invisible Man: I give you a last chance to leave me alone.
- Constable Jaffers: Give me a last chance? You've commited assualt, that's what you've done, and you can come along to the station with me.”
Claude Rains - Dr. Jack Griffin aka The Invisible Man
E.E. Clive - Constable Jaffers

“Arm your agents, and not just with revolvers. If these gangsters want to use machine guns, then give your special agents machine guns, shot guns, tear gas, everything else! This is war!”

Addison Richards - Bruce J. Gregory

“- Mind Worker Cop Jake: So, you're saying your husband was blown away by an elephant. Was he with anyone?
- Mind Worker Cop Jake: Yes! And there she is!”

Flea - Mind Worker Cop Jake