“- Mary Bell: I'm so sorry...
- Nick Falzone: Why?
- Mary Bell: I wasn't talking to you.
- Nick Falzone: Who were you talking to?
- Mary Bell: God, I guess!”

Angelina Jolie - Mary Bell
John Cusack - Nick Falzone

“- Bethany: What's he like?
- Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
- Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
- Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Alan Rickman - Metatron

“- Larry Flynt: You believe God created man?
- Stills Photographer: Yeah.
- Larry Flynt: And God created woman?
- Stills Photographer: Yeah.
- Larry Flynt: Surely the same God created her vagina and who are you to defy God?”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt
Stephen Dupree - Stills Photographer

“You believe in God, don't you? That God you try to get to through fucking or dope.”

Sam Neill - Mark

“Alan Harper-You're going to hell, you know?
Charlie Harper-I don't think so. I believe in a loving God who forgives little fibs as long as they lead to recreational sex.
Alan Harper-You really wanna drag God into this?
Charlie Harper-Who gave me the penis, Alan?
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper