“- 1st Officer Petersen: The lifeboats will hold almost a third of the passengers.
- Sir Bruce Ismay: I order you to secure a lifeboat for me immediately.”

Hans Nielsen - 1st Officer Petersen
Ernst Fritz Fürbringer - Sir Bruce Ismay

“- John Kovac: Lady, you certainly don't look like somebody that's just been shipwrecked.
- Connie Porter: Man, I certainly feel like it.”
John Hodiak - John Kovac
Tallulah Bankhead - Connie Porter

“- Baxter: We don't get too many visitors here, except people whose ships have run aground.
- Eric: Almost the entire population is descended from shipwreck victims.
- Baxter: Don't underestimate your own contribution, Eric.”
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter
Fulton Mackay - Eric

“He'll buy that boat from that stupid boat catalog he's been making me look at for the last two months, and he will crash that boat off Catalina Island, and he will drown and die and seals will eat him.”
Albert Brooks - David Howard

“- Chips Maguire: I'll be your sucker.
- Sarah Jane Ryan: That's a dangerous promise.”
Humphrey Bogart - Chips Maguire
Ann Sheridan - Sarah Jane Ryan