“- Shrek: Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends!
- Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Frankie Cheeks: When else you ever gonna see a dick that big?
- Ashlynn Halperin: I'm looking at one right now.”
Sam Easton - Frankie Cheeks
Crystal Lowe - Ashlyn Halperin

“I think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.”
Emmy Raver-Lampman - Allison Hargreeves

“The worst thing is that he made me move out here where my children are in school with only one other black kid so they won't be improperly influenced. Well, guess what John, you’re the motherfuckin' improper influence! Get your shit! Get your shit! And, get out!”
Angela Bassett - Bernadine Harris

“Your sexy little smile is not gonna work this time.”
Lisa Banes - Bonnie