“It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth, or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve is totally unfair.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“Get it, got it, doubt it.”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves

“One honest voice can carry over a crowd.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen