“- Squirrel: Who's that in the bedroom?
- Squirrel's Father: Huh?... Oh, her. Met her in a waffle house in Fort Worth.
- Squirrel: It's good to see that your job huntin' isn't interfering with the really important things in life, like pickin' up strange women.”
Ethan Embry - Squirrel
Keith Szarabajka - Squirrel's Father

“It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.”
Virginia Smith - Caged Animal Masturbator

“Over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!”

Tom Hanks - Woody

“Greatness. It comes in many forms, sometimes it comes in the form of sacrifice - that's the loneliest form.”
Jeff Bridges - President Jackson Evans

“- Darlene: Are you aware that you're yelling?
- Eddie: My voice is raised in emphasis. It's a perfectly legitimate use of volume.”
Robin Wright - Darlene
Sean Penn - Eddie