“I just met a girl named Maria, and suddenly I see she's not the... bitch I thought she would be.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“I am the gangster of love.”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“People fall in love. They fall right back out. It happens all the time.”
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt

“Paris, the city of lovers, is glowing this evening
True, that's because it's on fire, but still there's l'amour
Somewhere out there in the night
Her heart is also alight
And I know the guy she just might be burning for.”

Jason Alexander - Hugo

“You're the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.”
Rob Schneider - Jessica